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  • Some wizards think they can make evil witches nice by turning them into pastries....

  • Someone told me that it's impossible to make a pun about vegetables....

  • Superior soup?...

  • The best part about gardening......

  • The carrots muscled their way to the top of the vegetable world....

  • The difference between a chick pea and a......

  • The Farmer Changed a Tire Effortlessly......

  • The main ingredient in a healthy Christian dinner......

  • The new chef refuses to put chicory in his salad....

  • The restaurant served me watery spaghetti......

  • The watermelons won't marry each other....

  • The worst job I ever had was as a forensicologist for the United Nations....

  • The young melons ran to the church to wed....

  • There are vegetarians around but why are there still....

  • There's nothing quite like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul....

  • They postponed the chilli eating competition......

  • They've passed a new law making it illegal to buy mayonnaise without buying cabbage and carrots....

  • Thirsty for a cold glass of H2O?...

  • This was told by my 5 y/o at the time:...

  • Told a good one at the dinner table tonight....

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