Today's featured daily humor:
Told a good one at the dinner table tonight.. My daughter who is 4 has been obsessing over which colors combine to make new colors a lot lately. Pink, purple, green... Tonight at dinner, she's staring at her pile of mixed veggies, with peas, carrots, green beans, and corn, and she says, "I wonder what color these will make?" I said, "Brown... eventually." Wife had a good chuckle but daughter didn't get it. I didn't go into an explanation at the dinner table.