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My friend Jack told me he can talk to vegetables....
My friend randomly yells out broccoli and cauliflower......
My friend used to be a vegetable farmer......
My Gran has memory loss, so she asked me if I would rub the old bean to give her some inspiration....
My local library has asked for donations of......
My mom had to call the cops last night on this dude who was running through her garden, screaming at the top of his lungs, and just wouldn't leave....
My neighboring farmer is really causing me a......
My potato soup was spilling all over the......
My salad started to freak out....
My spiritual guide makes cheese as a hobby....
My two orange-fleshed melons will never run away to get married....
My vegetarian aunt was in town for visit l....
My wife and I constantly argue about whether to slice a head of lettuce into fourths or sixths....
My wife asked me to pick up butter......
My wife asked me to put some leftover......
My wife asked what I've been spending so much time on my computer for....
My wife baked some sweet potatoes......
My wife called me on my way home......
My wife complained that I planted too many......
My wife of 22 years looked up at me with tears streaming down her face saying over and over, "I can't do this anymore....
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