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  • 'Caesarean' sounds like it's spelled with an S......

  • *Knocks some peas off my plate and onto......

  • 14 yo daughter got me good with this one tonight....

  • A brand new salad dressing was just recalled due to health concerns....

  • A family of tomatoes is walking down the street....

  • A farmer got an F on his...

  • A man goes into the doctors office complaining that there is a piece of lettuce sticking out of his butt....

  • A mushroom asked out a carrot on a date....

  • A nun asked what the priest was doing in the vegetable garden....

  • A recent study shows that farmers are the least depressed profession in the world....

  • A woman walks into a grocery store looking......

  • A woman who lost her ring while gardening in 2004 found it growing on a carrot 13 years later....

  • An English gent runs into an old friend......

  • Anytime I ask my wife what she wants for dinner she replies, "sardines, soup, or beans....

  • Apples fairytale about Neverland......

  • Apples getting into the pregnancy business......

  • Are you a sweet potato?...

  • At first I was shocked that lentils...

  • Been feeding my dog whole cobs of corn......

  • Before I went camping I sprinkled rosemary, sage, parsley, and oregano on my tent....

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