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  • I went to the pumpkin patch with kids......

  • I went to the store to get 10 asparagus, but when I got home I realized that I had gotten 11....

  • I witnessed a truck full of quinoa, crash......

  • I woke up this morning and my whole body had turned to corn....

  • I'm friends with all gardeners....

  • I'm not angry that a witch turned me into a Brussels sprout....

  • I'm running out of lettuce....

  • I'm so broke, I can only afford to......

  • I'm tired of my wife forcing me to do her gardening and need to show her who wears the pants in this family....

  • I've been thinking about covering my bathroom floor with lettuce....

  • I've started investing in stocks:...

  • I've started investing in stocks....

  • Ice fishing instructions......

  • If they can grow vegetables....

  • If you have any good jokes about vegetables....

  • If you have two friends named Gus, what will you always have?...

  • If you hold a sheep in one hand and a potato in the other....

  • If you serve your kids frozen vegetables and frozen chicken nuggets, you're a terrible parent....

  • If you shop around for pickles......

  • In a freak accident today, a photographer was injured when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him....

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