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  • In my last job my wages were paid in vegetables....

  • Lady:...

  • Last weekend, my grandmother taught me how to make pickles from cucumbers....

  • Man goes to the doctors for a physical....

  • Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?...

  • Mayor Cole introduced a citywide law about salads....

  • me buying pre-bagged produce at the store- bagger "you want these potatoes in a bag"....

  • Misspelling and I go together like....

  • Mostly everyone has heard of Moore's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?...

  • My 11 year old just got me with this one....

  • My dad had a couple private jokes about corn....

  • My dad opened the fridge and asked me if I wanted to eat this old salad before he threw it out....

  • My dad said he would throw me off a cliff if I didn't eat my vegetables....

  • My date left our house after dinner....

  • My daughter hands me a melon and says, "Dad, can you cut this?...

  • My daughter was trying to get hired in a kitchen but failed at slicing up the vegetables....

  • My doctor told me I need to eat......

  • My friend accidently ate onions and beans while......

  • My friend didn't know what a pickle is?...

  • My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables....

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