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  • I finally decided to propose to my vegan......

  • I forgot what I was asked to bring......

  • I generally won't eat potatoes, but today, I'm willing to give them a shot....

  • I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer's market....

  • I got a job at a vegetable...

  • I got knocked out in a wheat field......

  • I had a date last night and it was perfect....

  • I have a lot in common with lettuce now that I'm 41-years old....

  • I hope this pesticide saves my garden....

  • I laughed when someone told me grits were just groud up corn....

  • I like corn 1/4......

  • I like The Rolling Stones, the Eagles, and pickles....

  • I like to make pickles, but I could......

  • I made fried chick pea patties for supper last night....

  • I make the best French fries around......

  • I once slipped a pickle....

  • I ordered a burger with lettuce wrapping......

  • I ordered a plate of liver and onions......

  • I ordered liver and onions from doordash and only got onions....

  • I peed all over the farmers market....

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