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  • Why are funerals early in the day?...

  • Why are Japanese people so into seppuku and kamikazes?...

  • Why are living people not allowed to breath in the cemetery?...

  • Why are pupils the last part of your body to stop working when you die?...

  • Why can't God hear Catholic prayers?...

  • Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?...

  • Why can't Micheal Jackson get anywhere closer than 3 miles to a school?...

  • Why couldn't Dracula get any sleep?...

  • Why did Dracula's wife get a bad night sleep?...

  • Why did it take three attempts to get the man inside the coffin in the right direction?...

  • Why did Kim Jong-un's dad die?...

  • Why did the funeral director go out of business?...

  • Why did the mortician struggle to keep their funeral parlor open?...

  • Why did the native Americans bury their dead on the side of a hill?...

  • Why did the necrophiliac get kicked out of the funeral?...

  • Why didn't anyone like the dead lawyer?...

  • Why do Egyptians rarely fart?...

  • Why do they have fences around cemeteries?...

  • Why do they put fences and walls around cemeteries?...

  • Why do vampires seem sick?...

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