Why did the funeral director go out of business?... death fighting funeral job money Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the funeral director go out of business? Because he couldn't make a livingClick for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a mirror that doesn't work?... Prev Next article: I shouldn't have hired Dwarves and Hobbits to run my Middle Earth restaurant.... Next