Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?... celebrity death funeral human_body_parts music Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? because he is dead.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What's the special at Mar-A-Lago tonight?... Prev Next article: To get my kids to stop smoking, I...... Next