Why can't Micheal Jackson get anywhere closer than 3 miles to a school?... chef death funeral human_body_parts politician Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't Micheal Jackson get anywhere closer than 3 miles to a school? Because he's deadClick for another laugh! Previous article: One of the villains from Scooby Doo would have won an Olympic gold medal.... Prev Next article: What do you call a firework that won't light?... Next