Why did the mortician struggle to keep their funeral parlor open?... business death fighting funeral job Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the mortician struggle to keep their funeral parlor open? It's a dying industry!Click for another laugh! Previous article: I've decided it's time to give up doing my Elvis impersonations.... Prev Next article: I told my wife that our neighbor just died and she asked "Who?... Next