Why are funerals early in the day?... emotions funeral human_body_parts sexist weather Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why are funerals early in the day? I'm not a mourning person.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Thinking of starting my own Hydroelectric power company...... Prev Next article: For some reason the farmer's horses can't neigh...... Next