Today's featured daily humor:
In the wild with my child My kids are very familiar with the hi hungry, I'm dad joke and get bugged by it now days. But tonight I smoothly pulled this off: Me: you're eating two burritos?! Daughter: no one's for sister. I am pretty hungry but not that hungry. Me: I'd say your pretty even when you're not hungry. *wife laughs and gives me a high five.