Today's featured daily humor:
After a hell-week of full family COVID, I just landed my greatest dad joke to date! So our family of four somehow endured through fevers, body aches, and midnight changing of pukey sheets this week. Today we finally felt somewhat alive again. To get out of the house we ran to the local hardware store to get some chicken feed and hay for our chicken coop. I went in solo. For the hay, you only pay inside and then drive around back to pick it up. When I got back in the car, my five-year old passionately asked **"Dad, did you not get any hay?"** Without hesitation, I responded, **"No, they didn't have any heys, but I got a few goodbyes!"** My partner cackled and smiled for the first time all week, followed by the one-year old. The five-year old only gave me a palm to the head.