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  • I woke up at the hospital and noticed I've lost a hand....

  • I won a loaf of bread as a......

  • I won a scarecrow building contest......

  • I won first prize for my novel called......

  • I work at an art supply store and my buddy came in with a roll of free canvas that someone had dropped off....

  • I wouldn't work in a coal mine....

  • I wrote a book about the weapons...

  • I wrote a book called "The Overflowing Cemetery"....

  • I wrote my autobiography but it didn't get published....

  • I'd like to go where I want to....

  • I'd like to thank my father for doing such a great job raising us as a single-parent while working evenings as a magician....

  • I'd never sign up to a human-cloning program....

  • I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive....

  • I'll never forget being on the altar when my bride-to-be said "A, E, I, O, U"....

  • I'll never forget my Grandfather's last words before he fell off that ladder....

  • I'll never forget the last thing grandpa said......

  • I'm actually Thor's brother!...

  • I'm addicted to foreshadowing......

  • I'm afraid of frozen desserts......

  • I'm an assassin and someone stole my rice so I removed the pin from a grenade and gave it to them....

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