Today's featured daily humor:
Quick joke that tickled me We had a meal at a pub and as the waitress took our plates, I spotted a chip on the table so I put it on the plate she was about to take. And then I spotted a bit of napkin so put that on the plate and she said "anything else?" I saw 3 peas but left them cos I felt like I was holding her up. I said to the wife I didn't add another thing because I didn't want to seem petty. Paused a moment and then said ".... Petit Pois" Kept me giggling for fucking ages.