I squirted ketchup in my eyes the other day.... Food cooking excrement smelling tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I squirted ketchup in my eyes the other day. In Heinz sight, it was a bad idea.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I tried computer dating once.... Prev Next article: Have you read the book 50 yards to the outhouse.... Next