How did the hipster burn his mouth eating pizza?... Food emotions excrement seeing tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:How did the hipster burn his mouth eating pizza? He ate it before it was cool.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I'm like an unemployed court jester.... Prev Next article: I am so old that I remember thinking that tinnitus was an STD that people got from the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz.... Next