Today's featured daily humor:
Mary Poppins goes on vacation... Naturally, she's traveling by Umbrella. Well, she gets tired, so she comes down in front of a small hotel. She goes inside, and while she's getting a room, the manager at the desk offers room service. Mary thinks for a moment, and says, "sure, I'd like a large plate of cauliflower, covered in melted mozzarella". The manager says, "I'll have that sent right up. Would you like me to schedule breakfast in the morning so you don't have to worry about ordering? ". She replies, "ok, I'd like some scrambled eggs" The next day, as she's checking out, it's the same manager working a double, and he asks her how her stay was. "To be quite honest, it was very average. Not horrible, but not great either." He asks her, "what is it upon which we can improve? " She says, "it's your room service... super cauliflower-cheese but eggs were quite atrocious!"