Today's featured daily humor:
A girl walks into a restaurant A girl walks into the restaurant and interacts with the waiter in a familiar manner as if they've known each other for a while. The waiter smiles with recognition and says, "Nice to see you again. What will you be having today?" The girl smiles and says "I've been aching for some lamb chops." Nodding, the waiter scribbles on his pad and then asks, "Do you want the lunch portion or the dinner portion?" The girl thinks for a moment and then says, "I think the lunch portion. I only want a little." The waiter nods again, "Sure thing Mary."