Today's featured daily humor:
Little Alice's Birthday... Little Alice is eating her birthday cake when a fly lands on the cake. Little Alice: Mooom, there's a fly on my cake! Mom: Nonsense Alice, it's just a raisin! Little Alice: No mom, it IS a fly! Mom strikes the table and yells: BE QUIET ALICE!.. IT **IS** A RAISIN! Little Alice: Hey mom, it's OK now, the raisin flew away again!