I haven't pooped in days.... Food bathroom excrement seeing smelling Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I haven't pooped in days.... You might say I'm harboring a foodgitiveClick for another laugh! Previous article: My son told me my joke he told to his blind date did not go well.... Prev Next article: Want to hear a joke about my penis?... Next