Today's featured daily humor:
So I bought a bag of spinach today, and as I was checking out, the cashier started talking about all of the ways she likes to eat spinach. Then she started asking me just tons of questions about spinach - "Do you prefer fresh or frozen? Have you ever had canned spinach? Do you really think it was spinach that made Popeye so strong? Have you ever eaten so much spinach that you pooped green? Did you know that spinach is healthier than lettuce?" It just went on forever! I said "This has been an unexpected interrogation." No one expects the Spinach Inquisition!