Today's featured daily humor:
A man enters a store and says to the cashier, "I'd like some Polish sausage." The cashier gazes at him and inquires, "Are you Polish?" The man, visibly offended, retorts, "Well, yes, I am. But let me pose a question to you. If I had requested Italian sausage, would you have inquired if I were Italian? Or if I had sought out German bratwurst, would you have questioned my German heritage? What about a kosher hot dog - would you have asked if I were Jewish? Or if I had ordered a taco, would you assume I was Mexican? Would you, huh? Would you?" The cashier responds, "Well, no." With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot"