Daddyjokes.ca Daddyjokes.ca
  • Main
  • About
  • Tags
  • Disclaimer
  • Random Joke
  • I spent all my life savings on pasta....

  • I spent my life savings on pasta....

  • I squirted ketchup in my eyes the other day....

  • I started a lending company that uses food as collateral....

  • I started my diet by removing all the fattening food from the house....

  • I tell everyone that the food at the......

  • I think I'm allergic to certain types of nuts they make me sneeze....

  • I thought about becoming vegetarian....

  • I thought about going on an all-almond diet....

  • I thought about quitting my job to start......

  • I thought that mustard might stain my shirt....

  • I thought this was funny, my partner did......

  • i threw a rock at a gay person......

  • I told my doctor, every time I drink coffee, my left eye hurts....

  • I told my son the other day that he smelled like green onion while sitting in his room listening to hip hop....

  • I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce....

  • I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, "This is extremely rare....

  • I took a tour of a defunct candy factory, but it smelled more like chocolate....

  • I took a woman out to dinner and a movie....

  • I took some ayahuasca at Jiffy Lube...

Page 16 of 63

  • Start
  • Prev
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • Next
  • End