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  • i like to keep a ruler under my......

  • I must be an archeologist when I sleep......

  • I must have slept like a baby last night!...

  • I need to set my room temperature to......

  • I once dreamt that I was an oil field....

  • I only blink......

  • I passed out on the baggage carousel at the airport once....

  • I passed out on the baggage carousel at the airport....

  • I phoned my boss and said I'm really......

  • I see my wife when I lie dreaming......

  • I sleep like a modern plumbing system......

  • I sleep on a bed that was given to me by my father, who got it from his father, who received it from his father, which was built by his father....

  • I slept like a baby last night....

  • I suffer from kleptomania....

  • I take a nap on the sofa every night before heading off to bed for a proper sleep....

  • I think someone else has been sleeping in my bed, but it's tough to find evidence....

  • I use my smart phone for when...

  • I used to observe my old college roommate drink himself to sleep every night....

  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep,......

  • I was asked what I wanted to be......

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