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  • Last night I dreamed I was weightless......

  • Last night I dreamed I wrote all the lord of the rings books....

  • Last night I dreamt I had 2 minutes until my flight was leaving, and I was still in security....

  • Last night I dreamt my body was being joined into the body of a federal prisoner....

  • Last night I dreamt that I was but a single piece in an enormous jigsaw....

  • Last night I dreamt that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda pop....

  • Last night I had a nightmare that disco......

  • Last night, I dreamt I was a muffler......

  • Last night, I slept like a baby......

  • Like I tell my kids, I don't always wake up grumpy....

  • Man sleeping next to a bull......

  • Man, I wish I got paid to sleep....

  • My dad always said he got his best......

  • My dog can talk....

  • My friend got taken off the medical register for sleeping with a patient....

  • My girlfriend left me because I went to......

  • My kid accidentally fell asleep yesterday on a bunch of jigsaw tiles....

  • My mate said he's slept with 2 Brazilian women....

  • My son asked why he had to go to bed!...

  • My soon to be ex-wife told the divorce court judge that she caught me sleeping with twins....

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