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  • I asked the Librarian whether they had any books on Paranoia....

  • I asked the security guy at the Apple......

  • I asked the staff at the timber yard for 3 bits of wood roughly 4....

  • I asked the staff if an all-season radial......

  • I asked the waiter if I could get......

  • I asked the waitress if I could ask......

  • I asked the well guy how the construction of our new well was going yesterday....

  • I attached a clock to my belt......

  • I auditioned for the role of Houdini in......

  • I begin my dream job tomorrow, proofreading for Merriam-Webster, the online dictionary....

  • I bought a wooden car last week....

  • I brought a computer storage device on the......

  • I built a 2nd story to my business......

  • I built a robot that was going to autonomously go to the gym and exercise, but....

  • I Bumped Into A Glass Door......

  • I call elevators elevators....

  • I called in sick to work....

  • I called into work this morning, and explained......

  • I called out sick today....

  • I called the local dairy and told them to deliver milk to me so I could take a bath in it....

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