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  • Someone just stole my jumper cables....

  • Someone moonwalked into a bar....

  • Someone poisoned my lucky charms cereal....

  • Someone robbed a mafia-sponsored soccer game....

  • Someone sent me flowers will all the heads cut off....

  • Someone stole my DNA, made an unauthorized clone......

  • Someone stole my eggs from my fridge....

  • Someone stole my watch today!...

  • Someone stole the "P" from the pirate and now he's....

  • Someone stole the Sp from Jack Sparrow and now he can't....

  • Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars....

  • Someone threw a tub of Omega 3 tablets at me....

  • Someone was at the front door......

  • Something funny about that vaccine I got in......

  • Son, "Daddy, I fell in love and want......

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  • Spent two hours last night being questioned about the murder of a local prostitute....

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  • Starting a pop punk band who specialises in WW1 songs....

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