Today's featured daily humor:
Son, "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl" Dad, "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son, "It's Sabrina, the neighbor's daughter." Dad, "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sabrina is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later: Son, "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Dad, "That's great, son! Who is she?" Son, "It's Maria, the other neighbor's daughter." Dad, "Ohhhh, I wish you had not said that. Mariais also your sister." This went on a few more times, and finally the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son, "Mom, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls and I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He is not your father!"