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I asked my wife if the cup was......
I asked my wife to karaoke with me....
I asked the barista if she wouldn't mind being just a little kinky with my order....
I awoke from a dream where I got hit in the head with a wine bottle....
I believe you miss 100% of the shots......
I bought a 12 year old Whisky......
I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy....
I bought some Dorito swimming trunks today!...
I bought some powdered water....
I bought this jug whilst on holiday in Barbados....
I can never remember whether it is called startER fluid or StartING fluid....
I can't seem to find my bag of kettle corn....
I can't stop drinking cat urine....
I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"....
I couldn't revive my laptop after i accidentally spilled water on it....
I decided I'm going to dress up as a hotdog with a beer mug for Halloween this year....
I developed a potion that turns anyone who drinks it into the opposite sex....
I didn't notice that a wasp was swimming in my apple drink....
I didn't realize Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother....
I didn't think tequila could help my problems....
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