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  • Who is the loneliest actor in the world?...

  • Who's the greatest angel of all time?...

  • Whoever programmed......

  • Why "peace" and "love" killed so many people?...

  • Why are funeral homes so busy?...

  • Why are Japanese people so into seppuku and kamikazes?...

  • Why are pupils the last part of your body to stop working when you die?...

  • Why are skeletons always so lonely?...

  • Why are there fences around graveyards?...

  • Why can't candles sleep?...

  • Why can't dinosaurs clap?...

  • Why can't Helen Keller drive?...

  • Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?...

  • Why can't Micheal Jackson get anywhere closer than 3 miles to a school?...

  • Why can't tyrannosauruses pick anything up?...

  • Why couldn't the life guard save the drowning hippie?...

  • Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?...

  • Why couldn't the police identify the dead baker?...

  • Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?...

  • Why did Dracula's wife get a bad night sleep?...

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