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  • I went out on a bar crawl last night and got absolutely wasted....

  • I went to a beer factory and they asked me, if I wanted a bottle of bordeaux....

  • I went to a party and got myself a drink....

  • I went to a rave in an old......

  • I went to buy 6 cans of Sprite......

  • I went to the store and I wanted to get six bottles of Sprite....

  • I'd rather have a bottle in front of......

  • I'm a boxer and bartender......

  • I'm a responsible businessman, so the only time I get "high" is when I'm in the sky, flying on international business....

  • I'm afraid to stick my feet into a......

  • I'm against drugs and alcohol....

  • I'm dressing up as a hot dog with a beer tonight....

  • I'm not saying that I live in a rough area....

  • I'm on a c-food diet....

  • I'm on a whiskey diet....

  • I'm thinking of selling my theremin...

  • I'm too scared to order smoothies....

  • I'm trying to come up with a catchy name for a cocktail party that I am throwing at an RV park for a group of monks that have taken a vow of silence....

  • I'm trying to write a joke about queueing......

  • I'm writing a book about all the things......

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