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  • I don't think jokes about German beers are really that funny....

  • I don't understand why us Americans call the German beer "Heineken"....

  • I dropped my entire six pack of beer......

  • I dropped my waffle at the beach....

  • I entered a sausage contest and won....

  • I failed to qualify for work serving cocktails......

  • I forgot where I put the Mjolnir......

  • I got a bit drunk at a family dinner today, and accidentally let slip I'd lied about achieving a doctorate in biology....

  • I got a new job at the Coca Cola plant, but when I showed up for my first day the place was completely empty, no people and absolutely nothing inside....

  • I got arrested the other night, I left my car at the bar and took the bus home....

  • I got hit in the head by a can of soda....

  • I got hit in the head with a can of Coke today....

  • I got hit in the head with a can of soda....

  • I got kicked out of the karaoke bar......

  • I got my son a flask for Christmas....

  • I got so drunk last night that I......

  • I got the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza mixed......

  • I got vodka flavored toothpaste....

  • I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda....

  • I had drinks with a scuba diver last night....

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