Today's featured daily humor:
Do pranks count? My 12 yo daughter pulled this one - While at school playing with younger kids they came across a tree with red sap seeping out. The young kids said the tree was cursed and that's why it was bleeding. Unperturbed my daughter reassured them and showed them as she touched it that nothing happened. She then let them each touch the hard red sap. Suddenly she let out a huge " mwahahahaha - now you're all cursed!" I'm so proud.