Today's featured daily humor:
I Have Some One-Liners About a Vaping Person \-Today is a bad day to bad to stop chasing the buzz dragon. \-Let alone wean off the adult pacifier. \-Ah, nic. The cause of and solution of all life's stresses. *Simpsons* did it! \-I was surprised that she exhaled in my general direction when the curry I ate did not take its course yet. \-"WARNING: Vaping kind of makes you look like a douche." \-I wonder if there is a Hospice tube flavor. \-I just hope it will not get to the point where you would care about stage one emphysema the same way meth-heads care about cavities. \-Can't say the same about this writer's self-righteousness. \-I am more stumped on why I find it is obnoxious than about the meaning of life. Says more about me. \-At least she smells like cough syrup. \-To vaping person: If you want to be inconspicuous, use Juul into your sleeve like a high schooler. \-The Vaping person: Ever heard of "snitch-bitches get stitches", little buddy? Your cursing puts longshoremen and bused middle schoolers to shame. \-Not funded by the Truth Initiative.