Today's featured daily humor:
Backfired! My grandkids always say, "I LOVE (insert food, activity etc.) My dad answer is always, "So why don't you marry it?" Today my granddaughter had a plate of watermelon and of course said "I LOVE watermelon." Before I could reply she said, "I think I'm gonna marry it!" She was so proud to beat me at my game, but I was even prouder.