Today's featured daily humor:
Became a dad a few days ago Our second day home, I was changing her diaper when she launched a poop stream across the room hitting many more targets than I was prepared for. Explaining the scene to my wife, I told her "I didn't think she had that much fire power in her arsenal". Then recognizing the accidental dad joke that would be missed (even by myself) without the right delivery... I repeated the sentence... "I said- I didn't think she had that much fire power in her ARSE-nal!"