Today's featured daily humor:
Fruit Stand Smith So back in the 70s parents were giving us ridiculous hippy names like "Rainbow" and "Moonchild" and "Steve." It got so bad they had to take steps at school and we were issued name tags to wear around our necks. Amongst the Rainbows, Clear Blue Skys, and Sunrises was the kid with the weirdest name of all: Fruit Stand. It was the talk of the teachers lounge all day. Time comes to go home and the big Brian's behind the signs came to the rescue again: each kids tag flipped over so that Breezy went to corner of 3rd and main, Whispering River to 205b baker and so forth. Well they flipped Fruit Stand's over and it said "Bob"