Today's featured daily humor:
Dinner party chat, MIL made butter...puns where herd. MIL said she made butter in her food processor and it was so easy. I said, "No whey!" My wife looked at me and said, "Don't start making your udderly horrible puns!" I said, "I can't help what floats to the top." We all started cracking up. I said, "I'm going to stop cause if I keep going, you'll think I'm milking it."