Today's featured daily humor:
Thorny Issue I bought my kid one of those balls with LED lighting inside it, but while playing, it went over into the next yard. Standing on tiptoe, we pleaded over the thorn hedge, but our cruel neighbour just waited for us to beg some more, before finally throwing the ball onto his bonfire and saying with a sadistic smile: "Now you'll understand about greater thorn beg and glow ball warming."