Today's featured daily humor:
Parrot joke So a man is in the pet store and he really wants a parrot. But the only parrot available had belonged to a pirate. The store owner warned the gentleman that the parrot had a very foul mouth. Undeterred, the gentleman went ahead and bought the parrot. When the gentleman brought the parrot home he really could not believe just how foul mouthed the parrot really was. It seemed every other word out of the parrot's mouth was a cuss word. No matter what the gentleman tried the parrot refused to stop cursing. Then one afternoon the gentleman's priest knocked on the door. In complete panic the gentleman grabbed the parrot and threw it in the freezer. Fortunately the preacher was only there for a few minutes. When the gentleman went and retrieved the parrot, the parrot had a completely different attitude. He said pardon me but was that lovely gentleman your preacher? What was he doing on this fine day? The change of heart continued for several days. Finally the parrot and his most sincere voice ask the gentleman "excuse me good sir but exactly what did the chicken in the freezer do?"