My wife asked me why I call her 12.... Food chef cleaning cooking numbers Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My wife asked me why I call her 12. Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything.Click for another laugh! Previous article: A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.... Prev Next article: My wife just told me, "I have no idea where my daily planner is.... Next