Today's featured daily humor:
Once upon a time 17 year old Max passed his driving test... 4 hours later he was caught doing 102 in a dual-carriage way. &#; After getting back from his court summons some weeks or months later, his dad asks him to go to Aldi to buy some shopping. &#; Max replied: "I can't. I lost my driving licence!" &#; Max's dad: "You lost your driving licence?" "Oh no!" "Shall we start by looking under the sofa?" &#; Max then nervously joked to his dad that they should start looking at the local Magistrates and move on to the DVLA office if they can't find it there... &#; &#;