Today's featured daily humor:
Pando goes into a restaurant He orders his food, eats, and then pulls out a .45 and kills everyone except the cook, who hid. Panda then wipes his mouth, gets up and walks out the door. Cook, now angry, chases after Panda and asks, "What he Hell! Why did you do that?" Panda says look me up in the dictionary. Man is confused, but complies. Dictionary: Panda - Eats shoots and leaves.