What do you call an ointment that pretends it's a cream?... Food sexist smelling supernatural_creature tasting Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What do you call an ointment that pretends it's a cream? Pseudocrem. Sorry.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I'm selling a new product designed for campers and marine mammals.... Prev Next article: I don't really like French egg dessert.... Next