Today's featured daily humor:
An original Dad Joke in my dream... I had an odd dream last night and it ended when I met a family with a mom, dad, two kids and dog. I looked down and the little girl was massaging the dog with baked beans, just rubbing the beans all over it. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "I'm ex-frijole-ating his skin!" I woke up laughing.