Today's featured daily humor:
Lawn Care secret A baker moved into an HOA neighborhood. His neighbor just so happened to be the HOA president. The president came by and told him the only rules that were really strict involved lawn care. "See my lawn its perfect. It just requires work. " So the baker says "no problem." Every day the president was taking care of his lawn while the baker took care of his lawn maybe once a week. But the lawns would both be perfect. The president comes over in huff" How do you keep your lawn short you never cut it Whats your secret?" and the baker looks him dead in the eye and replies "shortening."