Today's featured daily humor:
How do you explain famous movies in one sentence? -Harry Potter and the Philpsopher's Stone: a big hairy man tells an 11 year old boy he's special and shows him to his castle. -Star Wars VI Return of the Jedi: an incestuous young man hits his dad with his long glowstick. -Lord of the Rings: an old guy with a big white beard gets killed for wanting to bring industrialism and peace in a racist land where tall people hate short prople. -Hunger Games: a poor baker's son tells a girl he loves her and she turns him down after making sure he loses a leg.